Dear bloggers, when you play Tarzan and Jane with a lady, better make sure you remember her name. This is what happened to me recently, I was irritated, but since I know “Jenny” I had to laugh out loud! I need to tell her, maybe he called her “Jane”.... Tarzan suits him well! I know he is reading this, Tarzan, I will whip your silly ass with my long vine, tie you up and play yo-yo with you over the crocodile pond next time you misbehave!!! George of the Jungle!
Saturday, May 7, 2011
Tarzan and Jane
“Jane was in this kind of mood again, where she looked at Tarzan with her special grin. She could never get tired of looking at his muscles move under his sun kissed skin, his strong shoulders and thin waist, but what moved her most was his strong thighs and cheeks. She could spend night after night grabbing and exploring his body and he loved it. He would take her, grunting like an animal, hanging from a vine – monkey ladders as they called them - and would go swinging, sliding, jumping from one vine to another, sometimes get entangled, and caught, it was fun, Cheetah was getting all excited but she had to behave while they were playing their special game. Tarzan would take Jane by the waist, and kiss her deeply while jumping to another tree, her head was dizzy, she was wet and horny as hell. When they landed, she started licking his belly, tearing his loincloth away and taking his long cock in her hands, kneeling down..... Oh, grab this vine of mine, Jenny, bite it!...... JENNY!!!!!! WTF!!! Hey, I'm Jane, not Jenny!!!” Ouch!!!
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9 comments:
You mean there's going to be a next time for this low IQ Jungle Jim? I always go by the adage, everyone can be replaced . . . :) Especially the dumb ones! Ciao
OMG! But I have to contain my shock...I'm guilty of having moaned another man's name a couple times (and quickly tried to fix it by blurting a word that SOUNDED the same as the name!).
Welcome back!
Ouch!!! Tarzan had better remember which vine he's swinging from! :-)
See if you ever swing for his vine again! ;-)
I confess I am guilty of purring the wrong name. I wrote about it somewhere on my blog. I think it was a TMI Tuesday question.
-Hedone
LOL... what a dump chimp, he had better get his act together or lose all vine-swinging privileges in the future. And to call out the name of someone you know? That is a small world moment that's too close for comfort.... What a goon.
Funny story though, eh?
Ha ha great story. Nuts.
Tarzan needs a spanking. Or a taste of his own medicine. Although, you could hardly call out, "Cheetah"! ;)
Maybe that's why "oh -baby" was the only name I used in my single days.. Love the post..
It's quite funny to see all your different reactions. Well, if it would have been in real life, I would have kicked him out the door, and ciao Baby! But, it's only an online game, so after making fun of him for a while, and through this post, I gave him a second chance. It is easy to block someone who lives thousands of miles away, yet feels so close... this is a kind of warning lol! BEHAVE GUYS!!!
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