As a non-American, I have not had a chance to become acquainted with “double entendre” song lyrics (in French it is actually “double sens” or “sous-entendu”). Only recently, when hubby was listening to some blues did I realise the double meaning of the words. I found that very funny, especially that most of these songs came out in the 30’s or 40’s. Here are some of them.
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I've got a dentist who's over seven feet tall
Yes I've got a dentist who's over seven feet tall
Long John they call him, and he answers every call
Well I went to Long Johns office and told him the pain was killin'
Yes I went to Long Johns office and told him the pain was killin'
He told me not to worry, that my cavity just needed fillin'
He said "when I start drillin', I'll have to give you novocaine"
He said, "Yes, when I start drillin', I'll have to give you novocaine
Cause ev'ry woman just can't stand the pain"
He took out his trusted drill
And he told me to open wide
He said he wouldn't hurt me
But he'd fill my hole inside
Long John, Long John, you've got that golden touch
You thrill me when you drill me, and I need you very much
When he got through, he said "Baby that will cost you ten"
Yes when he got through, he said "Baby that will cost you ten
Six months from now, come back and see me again"
Say you're supposed to see your dentist
'Bout twice a year, that's right
But I think I feel it bobbin'
Yes I'll go back there tonight
Long John, Long John, don't ever move away
Say I hope I keep on achin' so I can see you every day.
Got me the strangest woman
Believe me, this chick's no sinch
But I really get her going
When I whip out my big ten-inch
Record of a band that plays the blues
Well a band that plays its blues
She just love my big ten-inch
Record of her favorite blues
No no babe
Last night I tried to tease her
I gave my love a little pinch
She said now stop that jivin'
Now whip out your big ten-inch
Record of a band that plays the blues
Well a band that plays the blues
She just loves my big ten-inch
Record of her favorite blues
I, I, I cover her with kisses
And when we're in a lover's clinch
She gets all excited
When she begs for my big ten-inch
Record of a band that plays the blues
Well a band that plays the blues
She just love my big ten-inch
Record of her favorite blues
My girl don't go for smokin'
And liquor just make her flinch
Seems she don't go for nothin'
'Cept for my big ten-inch
Record of a band that plays the blues
Band that play the blues
She just love my big ten-inch
Record of her favorite blues
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There's one pet I like to pet, and every evening we get set.
I stroke it every chance I get, it's my girl's pussy.
Seldom plays and never purrs, and I love the thoughts it stirs.
But I don't mind because it's hers, it's my girl's pussy.
Often it goes out at night, returns at break of dawn.
No matter what the weather's like, it's always nice and warm.
It's never dirty, always clean. In giving thrills, never mean.
But it's the best I've ever seen, it's my girl's pussy.
There's one pet I like to pet, and every evening we get wet.
I stroke it every chance I get, it's my girl's pussy.
Seldom plays, never purrs, and I love thoughts it stirs.
But I don't mind because it's hers, it's my girl's pussy.
So often it goes out at night, and returns at break of dawn, break of dawn.
No matter what the weather's like, it's always dry and warm.
I bring tidbits that it loves, we spoon like two turtledoves.
I take care to remove my gloves, when stroking my girl's pussy.
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I got a man that's more than eight foot tall. Four foot shoulders and that ain't all.
King size papa, He's my king size papa. I take the door off the hinges when my baby comes to call.
There's such a lot of him, the way he grew. Enough to last 'til 1992.
King size papa, he's my king size papa. He's a real super daddy and he knows just what to do.
No one can thrill me like my baby can. He's such an extraordinary man.
King size papa. He's my king size papa. Never was nothin' like him since the day the world began.
When he's around there's not a thing I lack. When he loves me he holds nothin' back.
King size papa. He's my king size papa. Everything that I need he carries in his king size pack.
They built the Boulder Dam, the Empire State. And then they made my man and is he great!
King size papa, he's my king size papa. He's the one in a million who can really keep me straight.
He's got big strong arms to hold me tight. Then he squeezes me with all his might.
King size papa. He's my king size papa. He's my one big moment and I'll keep him right in sight,
I would be curious to know about your own discoveries of “double entendre” songs.
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