A perfect summer evening…

We had been at a party with all our best friends, we had lovely food, nice wine and great music. We were cycling back through the park and stopped near my girlfriend’s house, on a street corner under a lamppost, and were chitchatting, like girls do, commenting on the party. Suddenly, out of the corner of my eyes, I noticed something bizarre. A guy in an oversized raincoat was coming towards us. I managed to warn my friend with a sideways glance and we continued chitchatting. He approached and walked passed us. We were slightly alarmed as there was no one else around. However, we did not pay any more attention to him. A few minutes later, the guy came by again. We stared at each other wondering what his intentions were. However, we went on chitchatting, pretending we had not seen him. Suddenly, the guy came closer and asked: ”Ddd dddou yyyyyyou wwwwant mmmme ttttto mmmmmake llllllove ttttto yyyyyyou?” I met my girlfriend’s stare because at the same time, he opened his coat. He was completely naked and the hairiest man we had ever seen. And in his fur, there was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie desperate-looking dangling dick! We doubled over laughing! “Oh my God! Do you really think you’re gonna make love to us with THAT!!!!” Tears were rolling down, we had fallen on the sidewalk, gasping for air, legs kicking. That was so totally hilarious. The poor guy had run away. A completely traumatized exhibitionist! Yes, indeed, it was a perfect summer evening!